The Insanity Continues

Dear manager with a cup size smaller than mine,

I get that it's month end but my bra strap broke. I'm not asking to go home and stay, I'm merely asking to go home and put on one that's not broken. And the binder clip you handed me (a binder clip, really?) was nothing but a joke. You're lucky I decided to waste fifteen minutes continue to fiddle with the metal paper clip other wise I would have gone home (and taken my sweet ass time, too) because I'm not completely comfortable with a thin piece of twisted metal keeping my DDD breasts off my lap.